whose the bitch now

spotted - a bright pink stroller with netted covering being pushed by skanky chick in short shorts. and of course she is wearing platforms and has nasty highlights atop her way too long hair. so im curious, who is this hussy walking around town pushing her kiddo in a stroller with net covering? and i ask myself, is that really, no it cant be, what?? thats not a kid, its a dog. yep. i almost walked into a pole while looking back to see if id been hallucinating. i dont even know where to begin with this one, i mean call in dog protective services because if there is one thing that does not belong in a stoller its a fucking dog. and it wasnt like she had a kid and let the dog use it for a reprieve from the heat. and you know me, im not a huge fan of animals by any stretch of the imagination, i find them too be pretty nasty most of the time, but this was cruel and unusual punishment. just kidding. this is awesome. buy me one for my birthday and ill be the coolest bitch on the block. and pink. definitely pink.