careful - eye strain isnt only caused by computers

alright she's 5 for 5 in the horizontal stripes contest. dude, where the hell is this woman shopping? i have to bit my tongue to keep from busting out in a fit of laughter because she always pairs the shirt with these uber tight black pants. and lets not forget she is easily pushing 300 lbs. and little heels are a staple with the outfit. poor shoes. and i heard sir mix a lot blaring on her office radio. yep. baby got back. the girl loves her hip hop.

sorry if i keep dwelling on this issue but its just too good to pass up, i even try to guess what color the stripes will be before opening the office door. god, im pathetic.

this is the license plate i saw on my home yesterday KARKEYS. yep. what the fuck is that? i hate personalized plates. and of course, lets not overlook the lovely "id rather be skiing" frame to place around the lame ass plate. i really dont give a fuck that you'd rather be skiing. what do you think id rather be doing? sitting my ass in traffic reading about your life? i dont think so. stop offering information to the world as though anyone gives a shit, because we dont. so stop it or ill bust out in a fit of road rage and beat your ass. could you imagine, if i just jumped out onto the freeway and ripped off your frame and started hitting you with it. and then id say, well, id rather be kicking ass and well, here i go.

god, im an angry woman now that i have joined the ranks of the employed. it blows. but i figure if i bring in a few pillows i can still enjoy my afternoon nap. only this time ill be paid for it and the other employees will merely assume im involved in a very important meeting or phone call and certainly dont want to be disturbed. ill keep you posted. stupid idiots. although i suppose if i stopped drinking caffeine like it was going out of style id be able to fall asleep at a reasonable hour and wouldnt need the nap in the first place. but then id miss out on all those fantastic infomercials at 1 am.

time to ice the eyeballs.