if you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen

this is a big MUCHAS GRACIAS for all you kiddos who've been reading this puppy and sending me feedback. you rock. now send money as a token of your gratitude (I accept paypal if you prefer). that would be fabulous. just kidding, but i love to hear what you think so feel free to drop a word or two.

and thats me pictured on your left. although now my biceps are far bigger since i started lifting buildings. ew. could you imagine looking like this, its sort of like a car accident on the freeway. you figure you were held up in traffic and deserve to at least take a peak of the action only to respond with regret as you hear yourself grunt..argh...oooh...woosh!

nonetheless, i recently received a comment from a less than satisfied reader who thought my site was "kind of racy." yep. not sure who still uses that word but hey, there are some wack jobs out there. ha! ill show you racy if you want to see racy (see image below).

NOW consider yourself warned should you chose to read the entries on this site, its rated R (ridiculous and retarded) so dont try to sue me down the line because of emotional distress or psychological trauma or other such childish bullshit. although you could probably get star jones to take your case to court since she has more free time on her hands these days. da bitch got fired! god, i love to hate that woman - its like an obsession i can't shake. although maybe that means im the one with issues.

peace out hoodlums!

argh....ew....WOOSH