tranquility

seeking balance and inner calmness. bring it on.

zzs

napping is truly underrated.

its feels wrong

tom cruise and katie holmes

celine dion and her husband who looks like he's her grandfather

guilty pleasures

cheaters. i love that show. especially when the host got stabbed. priceless

car chases. tank was my favorite.

whatever girls on sirius. martha stewart's daughter kills me every time. especially since she refers to mom as martha.

round ONE

i used to have this boss who ate cheeze-its during ourly weekly supervision meeting. and not merely from the small one serving pack, no, this bitch would shovel it in from the big ass red box. you know the one your mom used to buy for you and your siblings when you were like ten. nice.

another time she opted for a chicken sandwich. from seven eleven. dont get me started on that one. mind you it was just the two of us in these meetings.

and i once worked with this woman who talked about how she made her own birdcage. um, who does that? seriously.