round ONE

i used to have this boss who ate cheeze-its during ourly weekly supervision meeting. and not merely from the small one serving pack, no, this bitch would shovel it in from the big ass red box. you know the one your mom used to buy for you and your siblings when you were like ten. nice.

another time she opted for a chicken sandwich. from seven eleven. dont get me started on that one. mind you it was just the two of us in these meetings.

and i once worked with this woman who talked about how she made her own birdcage. um, who does that? seriously.