take this cubicle and shove it up your ass

im on a mission to find a way to make a living that does not require me to be an office in front of a computer from morning till night. here are the possibilities thus far:

1. sell my organs on the black market
2. smuggle in immigrants in the back of my minivan
3. find osama bin laden (25 million baby!!)

but really its more about avoiding the cubicle and after reading this you too will want to stick it to the man. corporate america bitchass motherfuckas!

read the items below and count how many times you say to yourself..what????

you can't make this shit up.

pulled from this site if you need proof of how the world's gone mad.

http://www.bremercommunications.com/Cubicle_Etiquette.htm



1. Never enter someone’s cubicle without permission. Behave as though cubicles have doors. Do not enter before you have eye contact “permission” from the occupant.

2. Try not to sneak up behind someone in a cube. Announce yourself at their doorway or lightly knock on the wall.

3. Post a sign or flag at your cube entrance to signal when you can be interrupted. Avoid making eye contact with people if you don’t want to be interrupted.

4. Don’t “prairie-dog” over the tops of cubes or peek in as you walk past each one.

5. Don’t loiter outside someone’s cube while you wait for him or her to finish a phone call. Come back at another time.

6. Never read someone’s computer screen or comment on conversations you’ve overheard. Resist answering a question you overheard asked in the cube next to you!

7. Keep your hands off a cube dweller’s desk. Just because there’s no door doesn’t mean you can help yourself to their paper clips.

ha.ha.ha.
enough said.