child prodigy my ass

a former boss told me he'd graduated high school at 16. here's an example of his brillance:

He would tell me to mail the phone bill. and then proceed to hand me the invoice, a check, and the envelope. apparently they dont teach envelope licking at law school.

and he had a really small office, it was just him and me "the secretary." he would make me instant message him with questions. yep. or he'd call me. and literally his desk was like 10 feet away.

i only lasted 13 days and then i was like, peace out motherfucker!