its all about the benjamins baby

ill admit it, I dont recycle because I don't see the point. think about it, you have to clean out all those beer bottles and soda cans and then keep them in a trash can until its nice and full. then you have to transfer them into a giant garbage bag and put them in you car and then drive to a recycling center on the other side of town. your car starts to smell like beer from all the droplets seeping onto your seats. then you finally get to unload the big stash only to be handed a merely $1.36. what??

but ive found another way to supplement my income.

you may notice a few ads now adorn my blog and think to yourself what is this shit?? but don't be alarmed - its going to make me a very wealthy woman. check it, for every 5,000 hits I earn 5 cents. yep. directly put in my paypal account. can you believe it!! so show this puppy to all your friends and neighbors and maybe by the time im 86 I can afford to buy a pack of gum. and you can curse me for stepping in it after i spit it on the ground because it tastes like ass.